Frequently Asked Questions
- and frequently questioned answers.
What time is it?
What day is it?
Wednesday. EDIT: It's Friday now. I forgot to edit this yesterday.
HAHA DISREGARD THAT IT'S SCHMEDNSDAY NOW!!!!!!!!
What is this website?
It's my personal blog and a dumpster fire.
Is this FAQ some sort of joke?
What makes you think that?
Does this website have easter eggs?
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Could you brew me some coffee?
Sorry, but this server is permanently a teapot.
Stop making jokes.
If you see anything that could be even remotely considered funny, immediately contact me. Humor is strictly not allowed on this website.
I want to send HTTP requests with malicious intent. Should I use the evil bit?
We do not currently support the evil bit. Please refrain from sending malicious requests at this time.
Where do you live?
At my house.
Are you gonna finish that?
Yes. Go away.